Based on True Events:
From: Jason Bytheway
Sent: 23 October 2008 14:53
To: Neil Holmes
Subject: FW: Best Vacancy!
Hey Neil!
Just got this – what you think?!!
—–Original Message—–
From: The Russian Mafia [mailto:iwanttodie@scammocorp.ru]
Sent: 23 October 2008 14:43
To: Jason Bytheway
Subject: Bestest Vacancy Ever!
Have you got your own clown nose and baggy pants?
Have you ever been hit in the face by a flan and liked it?
Do you have 3 hours a week to spare and no dignity?
We are a growing circus group looking for open-minded freelance Street Entertainers. If you have more spare time than you should, a passion to horrify entertain and have no sense of self worth you could be earning up to 300 GBp (Great British pence) per hour!
If you are interested, mail iwanttodie@scammocorp.ru
Best regards,
The Russian Mafia
Stuporcollider 