VIDEO DUMP:> Part the DEUX

Welp, I got nothing to write, so I’m gonna dump a load of videos found by people that aren’t me.
That’s right kids! You too can be a huge slacker and achieve nothing! YAY!

How to Trick People into Thinking You’re Good Looking:

Courtesy of the lovely Ectoplasmosis

The rather marvellous MC Frontalot’s track First World Problems:

Courtesy of the happy mutants at the Boing Boing

A Crab:
Look it’s just a crab. I can handle this. It’s fine, just sitting there. No it’s OK, this isn’t freaking me out at OH MY GOD! PUT IT BACK! GHAAAA! MAKE IT STOP DADEEEEEEEEE!

Yep, more from the Mother Boing

Hitchhiker’s Guide to Daleks:

Courtesy of Topless Robot (via, -sigh- Boing Boing. Sorry)

Hitch is my hero…

Hooray!
Courtesy of Coilhouse

Arseface:
Not really the character from Preacher, but a new dance craze called ‘Surra de Bunda’. Probably NSFW, but you wanna be fired, right? So you can live your life like me? Your new god?
Hello?

If you watched that to the end, I pity you.
Another from Ectomo

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Linky Roundup

OK, it turns out that I’m way too busy prepping D&D and playing Battlefield to spare brain cycles on you lot for the minute, so here’s a load of other people’s stuff for you to read and watch and enjoy.

Enjoy!

Trolocat!

Care of Das MutterBoing

Terrifyingly, Awfully Brilliant Harry Potter Fanfic

Lib Dems are Behind Debate on #DEBill

Odd Russian(?) Children’s Cartoon
Not sure about this, but it appears to be about an abusive relationship between a wolf and a rabbit. It has robots and a fantastic soundtrack.

Thanks to Coilhouse

Robot Unicorn Attack! Play this!

Deus Ex 3 Trailer

Squee!

The Mesopotamians

Yeah, updates. I remember them. They were awesome.

Turns out my brain only functions in the sun. In that one tiny respect, I am just like superman. To tide you over, here are TMBG being great. The basts.
For additional greatness, see The Doctor

It Is Now Xmas Appropriate Time (Star Wars Christmas Special Liveblog Edition)

I am lifting the Angry Internet Man ban on premature Xmas jolliment. From today on Xmas is acceptable. We shall start with the modern classic The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Itchy and Lumpy wish you a happy Life Day (so does Art Carney)…

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=323909610753051544&hl=en&fs=true

Bugger me, Grandpa Itchy freaks me the hell out.

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Mark Hamill’s eye makup is scarier.
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‘You may say she made it by Hand. Solo.’
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Stir whip stir whip whip whip stir
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32:22 – W.T.F. Is Grandpa Itchy watching porn or is it me?
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38:17 – ACT CARRIE FISHER, ACT!
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42:20 – Look for the union label song. YAY!
Also; MERRY CHRISTMAS DADDY, I BOUGHT YOU A SHIT COLOURED BAKELITE PHONE BECAUSE I HATE YOU
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45:07 – I think he’s a baddie
47:03 – These THINGS have no respect for authority!
48:40 – JEFFERSON STARSHIP! This is the best Christmas special evar!
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56:08 – Cartoon. Looks like it was made by the guys that did Heavy Metal. MOAR BOOBS!
59:11 – Boba Fett! ‘I know this sleeping virus’. P.s. Great mince that guy has
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1:11:00 – That stuffed bantha. I must make love to it! Oops!
1:15:30 – Circuit breaker moduuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
1:19:18 – Bald eagles and Whirlpool appliances. PATRIOTISM!
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1:20:16 – Cantina band feat. the Greedo that shot first
1:27:24 – I’ve been to WMCs like this
1:28:20 – OLD LADY SINGING! NO! THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EVAR!
1:32:50 – Singing over. Huzzah!
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1:34:00 – Drama is happening
1:34:10 – 80’s adbreak. ‘Clothes that deserve a second look, a second look deserve Woolite’. ‘Real panties in our pantie hose’.
I am confused by stripping air hostesses having a ‘layover’
Holy fuck The Wiz! I was in that at school
1:37:50 – Drama reccomences
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1:38:35 – Wilhelm scream
1:39:39 – Why has Han said more to Chewie’s wife than Chewie has? Hmmmmmm
1:40:55 – HOT WOOKIE SEX
1:41:14 – Right in front of the kid and freaky looking grandpa!
1:41:17 – Ahhh, coitus interruptus
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1:44:23 – I don’t know what’s happening either
1:44:43 – Impromptu Bohemian Rhapsody. Makes sense
1:45:02 – Also LSD
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1:47:22 – And we’re back!
1:48:00 – Happy life day! Why are you all in red? Is this some kind of cult?
1:49:05 – SING CARRIE FISHER, FUCKING SING!
1:50:26 – CARRIE FISHER STILL FUCKING SINGING! Hit that high note!
1:51:00 – Inappropriate Star Wars music!
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1:52:10 – Done!
1:53:00 – Wait! Still time to sell the toys!
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1:54:30 – Still stretching it out. HOW? WHY?
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1:55:41 – Thank buggery fuck that’s done. See you again next Life Day(TM)!

[Waffle-o-Tron] Kicking Dogs

bigpot6PROPAGANDA WARNING!
I forewarn you now this post will be preachy and talk about feelings an’ stuff, but it’s cheaper than therapy. This post reprisents my views, which will differ from yours, but that’s OK. I present this more as a discussion piece rather than a way of saying ‘you’re wrong,’ and I hope you will take it in the spirit in which it’s intended.

Today in the office folks have been discussing the news article Puppy is kicked to death in park on ye olde BBC News. The act of kicking a puppy to death was roundly condemned by the folks I work with, the phrase ‘sick bastards’ was bandied around a few times. Most people’s concern at this act stemmed from the fact that someone had mindlessly taken the life of a cute puppy discompassionately and for no gain, almost killing for sport. Some others saw the problem more like theft, the abhorrent part being the hurt caused to the family.

The thing that struck me was the people who were upset by this were the people who were dismissing vegetarianism the day before. I try not to talk about my vegetarianism, it tends to make people uncomfortable (I’ve heard a similar thing from religious folks) and their initial reaction is to question me, to find holes in an argument I haven’t stated yet. Usually it’s ‘do you eat fish?’ followed by ‘do you wear leather?’ then ‘do you eat eggs?’ These are the questions you tend to laugh off, but yesterday someone asked me ‘why?’ and it threw me.

I couldn’t just bat the question away, so I told him. I don’t eat meat because I think it’s wrong to kill an animal.

Here’s a video of a slaughter house (or abattoir if you prefer). There’s none of the horrific music or the abuse of livestock that litter most videos of this type on youtube, this is how a slaughterhouse works:

Even this makes me feel uneasy, but that’s probably where you differ from me, and I understand because I used to be a meat eater and laugh at silly vegetarians and their morals.

Back to the original point, the disgust you may have felt at the news report that a puppy was kicked to death for no reason is exactly the same reaction that I now have for the idea of any animal being slaughtered to feed me. That’s why I don’t eat meat. I don’t think it’s wrong that you’re a meat eater, and believe me when I say I think PETA and the ALF are wankers too.

See, us veggies aren’t all assholes. Most of us don’t mind that you eat meat, and we’re happy to sit and watch you while we eat our (inevitably crappy) veggie burger, some of us are so skilled at being a veggie you might not even realise. In fact I’m going to say something you might not expect a vegetarian to ever say: if you’re happy with it eating meat is OK.

You made it all the way to the end? I’m impressed! Here, watch the awesome Penn & Teller have a go at militant animal rights groups and have a pork pie, I won’t judge you for it: